World of Warcraft : Blizzard Introduces Battle.net Neural Interface

Blizzard has announced the Battle.net Neural interface today. The interface will allow players to experience World of Warcraft in a way they never have before: through your mind!

Details below:

The first time you use the Battle.net Neural Interface, it reads and adapts to your unique brainwave signature, forming a permanent and unbreakable bond, ensuring that all your senses are properly mapped to your character's view of the game world. Once this neural link is formed, do not attempt to remove the Battle.net Neural Interface for any reason. Blizzard Entertainment is not liable for any temporary or permanent loss of brain function as a result of improper use of the Battle.net Neural Interface.


   • Play your World of Warcraft avatar with complete sensory input. Experience the sights, smells, and tastes of Azeroth as never before!

   • Simple and easy to use – Press one button on the side of the Battle.net Neural Interface to generate permanent mental imprint. Setup of the Battle.net Neural Interface is simple and takes only a few hours.

   •Mostly Unobstrusive – Take your Battle.net Neural Interface wherever you play World of Warcraft and have the satisfaction of knowing that you will only receive a few questioning glances.

   •Tough and durable – Lasts for months, and replacement is theoretically possible.

The device is already sold out, but was previously available for the low-low price of $14,999 in pink, gray, or black. Unfortunately, at such low prices the thing sold out in minutes. Sorry guys!